My Dad just pointed out that I was suggesting that I have only learned from Kate Gosselin....I did NOT mean that she was my only teacher. My parents have taught me more than her about raising children...don't get me wrong. When it comes to rules/morals/discipline/unconditional love and most of all how to raise a TEEN and 4 Teenage Girls for that matter...my Mom and Dad have been the BEST. But...I also want to point out that I was the youngest---I mean, I still am and obviously most of you know that---and I never got to SEE with my own eyes how they dealt with little babies. Because...well...I WAS that little baby (and a really cute one) so therefore...I have no idea what happened....except that I threw up a lot---shocker.
Ok so...to RETRACT my former statement that I have learned the most from these mothers---I simply meant to say that I have learned about raising BABIES from them....purely for the fact that my brain was too small when I was a baby to remember anything.
Oh and another thing....I will ALSO let my babies have bottles of chocolate milk until they are 6, pacifiers in every hand, baby blankets their whole lives, baby pillows their whole lives, they can dye their hair, they can wear grateful dead shirts in the third grade, they can move to whatever state they want, they can each have their own pet, they WILL all wear the same thing until I say so, they will wear hand-me-downs and love it...and I will NEVER force my kids to stop sucking their thumbs...and when they have buck teeth like I do...they will just have to live with their own decisions. Thanks Mom and Dad...I love you...You're the best. See how well you've done with all of us:) And Hi sisters and Brother in Law.. I love you guys too.
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