Monday, September 22, 2008

Gross

OK...for those of you who know about my knot-tying in my hair will appreciate and be disgusted by the fact that it is worse than ever! Nasty...knotty...and a full head of hair falls out in the shower every night (well..every time I take a shower). And my shoulders hurt because theyre always in the air tying knots in my hair. None of you will care but I was just thinking about it--because I will NEVER get this knot out. EVER. Gross.

Ok..so I've been boasting about how I'm too smart for this school--well not out loud...but in my head I have been...not surprising I'm sure. But...today...I realized that--I don't know--maybe it's so easy because I HAVEN"T BEEN DOING THE ASSIGNMENTS I"M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
By Thursday--I'm supposed to have a 15 minute sit-down interview with someone from the "ethnic community"--which, if you ask me is racist..but whatever... about something on immigration or politics or...something. But...we are supposed to find this person from an article from a website that she gave us...UMM NEWSFLASH...a NEW ENGLAND website isn't going to have just people from downtown Boston that I can just happen upon and interview-last time I checked New England is a REALLY big place and I have 2 days. AND...just because I know someone's name...doesn't mean I can locate them and meet up with them somewhere. This is so stupid.

So...I guess we'll see how I handle my first complaint in class tomorrow. So annoying. Granted...it's my fault for not being more aware of when this was due...but its the dumbest assignment ever and above all..it's an impossible assignment. 

Oh and for my family..who really hates being close to other people...I was wedged in between 400 gross, dirty bostonians today in the T because there was a Red Sox game. It took be an hour to get home...usually takes 20 min...and I had just worked out and was sweating everywhere. Thats what they all get for not giving me my space.

3 comments:

Borg's Dad said...

Great news about your hair...maybe you can get it into dreadlocks. If you do that then you could interview a Rastafarian as your ethnic choice. Seems like a racist program to me. Does the professor want to humiliate this person or is there an ulterior motive to support the professor's liberal views. Other than Maryland, Massachusetts is the most liberal state. Not a fact...just my opinion.
You should have interviewed one of the gross Bostonians on the T for an interview after the game. I'm sure that conversation would have been intelligible. (You know I looked that one up.)
By the way...everyone is of some ethnicity.

Sydney said...

Thinking about your hair knots has someone added even more stress into my stressful life...that and the thought of you eating Rice Krispies out of a bowl with your grimy fingers. I miss you, I think I'll throw some un-paired socks around my room to comfort myself. You sound sane--almost TOO sane, like you're approaching crazy. What gives? You should pass along the secret to other grad students... hint hint

Cloonball said...

ohhh borg and your hair-knotting habitzzzz!!!

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